♍❀☯ أنا لا اريد اي فرك ☯❀

group of people dressed up as anime characters how much do you wanna bet that they’re from tumblr

Didn’t hurt that much ^_^
friend: mentions random state/country
me: oh i have a friend that lives there
friend: how'd you meet them
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: well not online

so my socket just fucking sparked up

ok

I JUST HAD A FUCKING STARE OUT WITH A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY FRONT ROOM

I’M MOVING OUT

yep
LOL
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
theme
fuck off

dara-lee / london / I'm a girl / black&white /ask
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